Tumblr (3.0; @fuckyeahreno911)http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwb8foGONK1qagfnto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Raineesha: You made the wrong choice thats why you in traffic school. Rollin’ stop, DUI…whateva you did, it was wrong. <i>Today</i> you can make the <i>right </i>choice. You can either sit here for <i>eight hours</i>, take this traffic school course, or you can buy a ticket to the policeman’s ball. <i>HUH?</i></p> <p>Student: I think I’d rather take the class…</p>http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/361727678http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/361727678Sat, 30 Jan 2010 13:57:55 -0500S2S2E06Traffic SchoolRaineesha Williams<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwbe5ipTii1qagfnto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Everyone: Surprise! Happy Birthday!</p> <p>Trudy: Thank you! It’s a rifle!</p> <p>*gun floats away*</p> <p>Trudy: I can get it! I can get it!</p> <p>Raineesha: Oh, shes goin over the wall.</p> <p>Dangle: Oh this is good, look where shes going. It’ll be a fun day for her.</p> <p>Travis (shouting at stuck Trudy): Happy Birthday!</p>http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/361648798http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/361648798Sat, 30 Jan 2010 12:59:54 -0500BirthdayS2S2E07Trudy Wiegel(about a hooker they've arrested for the show)<br /> Trudy: So I figure we can just maybe put her in a wheelchair.<br /> Clementine: In a pinch, we can do it. That's a good idea. You're always thinking, Trudy. <br /> Trudy: Everybody loves a cripplehttp://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/359915094http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/359915094Fri, 29 Jan 2010 13:00:51 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwipj0erEQ1qagfnto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Terry:</b> We get into the bedroom, we get nude and I can’t get hard then I vomit</p>http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/358176462http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/358176462Thu, 28 Jan 2010 13:04:51 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwj3d7m5hk1qagfnto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/356416179http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/356416179Wed, 27 Jan 2010 13:08:50 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwj3fmJNJL1qagfnto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><i>“There is a key in my rectum fish it out, a little to the left there it is.”</i></p>http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/354638346http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/354638346Tue, 26 Jan 2010 13:02:50 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwte3re5OS1qagfnto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/352868399http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/352868399Mon, 25 Jan 2010 13:02:05 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwte2vvjvy1qagfnto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hello, is this Burger King? No? Oh alright, I would like to speak to your manager please?.</p>http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/352867793http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/352867793Mon, 25 Jan 2010 13:01:42 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwtdyyThY01qagfnto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/352865074http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/352865074Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:59:22 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwtdycXnbU1qagfnto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/352864742http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/352864742Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:58:59 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwtdxgdI8z1qagfnto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/352864040http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/352864040Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:58:28 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwj3weDwjl1qagfnto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Deputy Jr.:</b> Who here likes to be tickled? I know I do, and who here is under 15 years old? See, so is Miss lady bug that means in the state of Nevada there are places where you can tickle miss lady bug [bug laughs] and places where you are not suppose to touch miss lady bug [bug yells rape!] so when miss lady bug asks you can tickle [bug continues to yell rape over and over] oh come on you saw where I touched her<br/><b>Sergeant Declan:</b> Touched her on the head <br/><b>Deputy Jr.:</b> Alright sorry kids, shut up, shut up, shut up [after shoving doll in microwave] alright kids any questions?<br/><b>Teacher:</b> Well remind me to never get raped.</p>http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/351045859http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/351045859Sun, 24 Jan 2010 13:02:51 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwj3y8SjaM1qagfnto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Deputy Wiegel:</b> Hey Jim Semll my fingers they smell like Vag, it’s just crab<br/><b>Lt. Dangle:</b> It smells exactly like vag<br/><b>Deputy Wiegel:</b> Its just crab…crab vag</p>http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/349283584http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/349283584Sat, 23 Jan 2010 13:04:50 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwj5kzqXow1qagfnto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(as Trudy is being run to the hospital stuck, naked in a novelty stripper cake, in labor)</p> <p>Dangle: Nothing to see here! Nothing to see here!</p> <p>Travis: Only eighteen more blocks to go! Only eighteen more blocks, just hold that sucker in there!</p> <p>Trudy: Ahhhhh! Motherfucking cocksuckerrrrr!</p>http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/347656883http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/347656883Fri, 22 Jan 2010 13:04:49 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwj6b7GUDn1qagfnto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(trying to seduce Dangle before his wedding)</p> <p>Trudy: I’ve ruined everything!</p> <p>Dangle: Nooo, you didn’t ruin anything, you didn’t ruin anything, you’re <i>just</i> naked and stuck…</p> <p>Trudy: And lactating</p>http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/346808185http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/346808185Thu, 21 Jan 2010 21:44:03 -0500Reading Ron: If we see a prostitute, just say "a bucket, I saw a bucket."<br /> Junior: I saw a bucket.<br /> Reading Ron: A bucket.<br /> Junior: Oh, look. There's a bucket goin' down on a Puerto Rican right therehttp://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/342454279http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/342454279Tue, 19 Jan 2010 04:52:37 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwb98ojgUs1qagfnto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Welcome!</p>http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/342453754http://fuckyeahreno911.tumblr.com/post/342453754Tue, 19 Jan 2010 04:51:56 -0500